Dickinson College

The annual spoof issue, The Drinkinsonian, tackles various aspects of college life in a satirical manner.

Proposal to reduce cable television services offered. Tuition increases. Criticism of the Mr. Dickinson event. Theta Chi is removed from campus. Derek Hathaway receives Benjamin Rush award. Mock Trial team competes at Miami University of Ohio. Dickinson students attend Powershift 09 in Washington D. C.. Philip Wilcox address.

New snack place to be built in the library. Student Senate approves new sound system for the Depot. David Cook performs at Dickinson. Delta Sigma Theta celebrates Delta Week. Outing Club's trip to Utah.

Patrick Burt is arrested for robbing a student. Conference on public service. Durden to speak at the Near East South Asia Council of Overseas Schools. Summary of the Lady Rush event. The English Department's Cogan Alumni Fellow. Theater majors of the Senior class present plays.

Girl Talk to perform at Dickinson. Obituary for student Catherine Roth. Annual Public Affairs Symposium is held. Danielle Goonan's presentation on hip-hop in Italy. Delta Sigma Theta and The Women's Center host You Speak Out. Delta Sigma Theta hosts Kings and Queens.

Richard Hodge is arrested as the criminal in the recent homicide. Arlen Specter is unable to visit the college. Senior Class hosts the first Lady Rush. Reconstruction on Althouse is delayed. Bob Shank retires from his position on the athletic training staff.

A student is robbed. College unveils new website. Senior Class Gift Drive is held. Arlen Specter will visit the college. Annual Public Affairs Symposium will be held. Panel held after the Feminist Collective hangs pro-choice signs on coat hangers. Posse Plus Retreat is held.

Obituary for student Nate Kirkland. Bob Massa resigns from his position at Dickinson. Homicide occurs near campus. Notes on a student service trip to Guatemala. Panel held on Gaza conflict. More dorms are given access to the wireless network.

Antonio Banderas to visit the college. Distant connection found between Justice Gabriel Duvall, who funded the construction of Old West, and President Barack Obama. Petition for sexual orientation to be added to Dickinson's non-discrimination policy. Delta Sigma Phi and Delta Sigma Theta hold a fundraiser in Old West. Third Degree Steppers win at Apollo Night. Susannah Barlow becomes the Women's Center director. The Department of Theatre and Dance will present the Freshmen Plays. Men and Women's cross country teams secure places in the NCAA Divisions III championships.

Notes about the Lupe Fiasco concert. Senate considers student-run shuttle service. President William G. Durden gives his annual "State of the College" address. Article on Tony's Pastry Shop. Shane L. Windmeya speaks about LGBT and Greek life. Changes to policy concerning religious holidays. Jive Turkeys help clean up highways. Presentation on the hazards of smoking. CollegeHumor to perform. Update on the upcoming Apollo Night.